Free Funny Jokes Android App – 10 of My Favorite Jokes

Today, I’m going to keep the post light and reference one of the best Free Android Apps, Funny Jokes. While 99% of all the other joke apps I’ve checked out in iTunes, BlackBerry App World, etc were pretty lame, this app provides an endless amount of material.

The content is user generated and sorted by user ratings. You can view categories such as Short Jokes, One Liners, Long Jokes, Spanish Jokes, Chuck Norris Facts, Blonde Jokes and more. Add your own submissions, rate existing jokes or add all the ones you love to your favorites.

I’ll try to keep it PG-13, but here are 10 of my favorites…

• WHO’S GUILTY HERE?…A wife is dreaming, wakes up and shouts “Quick…my husband’s home!” Her husband wakes up and jumps out the window.
• Chuck Norris’ daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
• I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say, “You’re next.” … So I started doing the same sh@! to them at funerals!
• Young son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until they get married? Dad: that’s true in every country, son.
• Chuck Norris uses a nail gun to check his blood sugar.
• A blonde just texted me and asked “what does idk stand for? I said “I don’t know.” She said “omg! nobody does!”
• Fact of Life. After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.
• A single spelling mistake that caused a divorce: A man went to Amsterdam and sent his wife a message “having the most amazing time here, wish you were her!”
• A man comes home and shouts, honey pack your bags I won the LOTTERY. She screams oh my god, what should I pack? He says everything you got to go!”
• Geico saved money with Chuck Norris.

Do you have any favorite jokes, PG-13 or below, you’d like to share? What do you think of this App? Any others you’d recommend?