After seeking out the “Real Men of Genius” commercials, I enjoyed them so much, I wanted to keep the videos coming. I hope you enjoy, Real Men of Genius, The Collection Part 2.

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Hopeless Notre Dame Fan

“Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high preseason ranking.

Mr. Footlong Hotdog Inventor

“When conventional wisdom said noone can make a hotdog longer than 6 inches, you dared to dream.

Mr. Ceremonial First Pitch Thrower Outer

“You take the mound announcing to everyone, I’m well prepared to make a fool of myself…Your fastball was clocked at a breathtaking eight and a half miles per hour”

Mr. Grocery Store Cart Wrangler

“There are 20 strays in the lot and weather setting in. Who’s going to bring those dogies safely back inside?”

Mr. Really Stinky Breath Outer

“We want to hear what you have to say, we just want you to say it from way over there.”

Mr. Way Too Proud of Texas Guy

“You display your pride with your lonestar tattoo, native Texan bumber sticker and contempt with any state that doesn’t start with Tex and end with As.”

Mr. Golfball Washer Inventor

“Drive after drive, put after put, hole after hole our dimpled balls stay clean.”

Mr. Pro Sports Heckler Guy

“They say those who can’t play coach. Apparently those who can’t coach sit 30 rows back shouting insanities.”

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