1. How Not To Pick Up a Girl - One of the funniest and most pathetic voice mails I’ve ever heard. Dmitri is very confident in himself. He attempts to call Olga on multiple occasions, leaving some very direct voice mails. He’s unique and very particular with what he likes. 
Enjoy.
2. Old Women Beat Up A Man - A hilarious play by play of a vehicle of old women beating up an irate man, following a traffic accident.
3. 911 Burger King Call - When this woman receives the wrong order, she gets very upset and decides to dial 911. All she wants is her Western BBQ Burger.
4. Sarah Palin Gets Pranked - This is embarrassing. Sarah Palin completely played into this prank. I had to add this to the list.
5. I Need a Bambulance - Joe hits a dear. Thinking it’s dead, he puts it in his backseat, then gets bit. He is in dire need of a Bambulance and dials 911.
6. Tom Mabe’s Telemarketer Prank – This is how Tom Mabe deals with telemarketers.
7. Funniest 911 Calls – Collection of funny 911 calls. Embedding was disabled, so click the link to watch this excellent compilation.
8. 911 Dispatcher Makes a Career-Ending Joke – This Dispatcher decides to make an inappropriate joke. This was definitely his last call.
9. Officer & Wife Eat Marijuana Brownies & Call 911 – A police officer confiscates marijuana, bakes it in brownies to share with his wife. He calls 911, since he thinks they’re dead.
10. This is Not a Phone, It’s a Fax Machine - A very upset man with a thick foreign accent leaves this insightful voicemail explaining that the phone he is calling from is not a fax machine, SO DON’T CALL BACK!
If you enjoyed this collection, stay tuned. There are more similar listings in the works for the very near future. Did you enjoy any of these in particular? Have any funny ones I missed? As always, I’d love to hear from you. Hope you’re having a great weekend.
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